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[fullmeasure]

No shit. The both of them aren't.

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[A few minutes later:]

Want to kill Walter while they're gone?

[fullmeasure]

Don't joke, I'll really do it.

[5055034455]

It's seriously tempting.

[fullmeasure]

We can throw him out the airlock.

[5055034455]

I'm not really comfortable with the idea of his body floating in space for eternity.

[fullmeasure]

Considering I'm almost 100% sure about what he did with my body, I'm very comfortable letting it float out there forever.

[5055034455]

What if someone spots it with a telescope someday? That'd be awkward.

[fullmeasure]

You have strange ideas of what awkward is.

[5055034455]

Anyway, we probably shouldn't. That was wishful thinking.

[fullmeasure]

I'm just waiting for him to give me a good reason to.

[5055034455]

Right there with ya, buddy.

[fullmeasure]

Let's talk about something else, then. What to do about those two idiots when they come back.

[5055034455]

I have no idea. I don't know what we CAN do, at this point. I think there's a psychologist among our ranks now — maybe that's worth a try?

[fullmeasure]

What, you want them to sit around and talk about their feelings? That'll do a whole lot of good.

[5055034455]

Maybe they'll finally accept it if a qualified medical professional tells them they're fucked up and then we can all start moving on.

[fullmeasure]

They know they're fucked up. They're idiots, but they aren't stupid.

[5055034455]

It's the "moving on" part that needs work, though. There has to be some psychobabble technique to help this situation.

[fullmeasure]

Hypnosis?

[5055034455]

Pretty sure hypnosis only works if you're willing. Something tells me neither of them would be open to the idea. God knows I wouldn't be.

[fullmeasure]

I wasn't being serious. But they'd need to be willing to see a quack, too.

[5055034455]

Maybe now's a good time to let you know that Jesse has a plan to go back in time and kill himself to prevent all this from happening.

[fullmeasure]

[it takes a while to reply to that; he's staring at his screen to make sure he didn't read something wrong]

You're joking.

[5055034455]

Serious as our mutual friend's cancer, alas. Once upon a time, some months ago, (I thought) I got him to change his mind, but I'm pretty sure he's back to thinking that's the only option.

[fullmeasure]

Because that sounds like a flawless plan.